Trees Pot Shop knows it’s an age-old debate: Which is bound to give you a better time: booze or pot? That’s why Drunk vs. High is here.

“You can’t toke up during Drunk vs High. So your best bet is to stock up at Greenwood’s best pot shop, which features a fine selection of edibles, flowers, concentrates and more!”

Now, while there are strong proponents on both sides of the aisle, there’s no definitive answer, as it often comes down to simple personal preference. But what if there were a way to know for sure? What if there were an event that would settle the age-old question of getting drunk vs. getting stoned? Folks, the time has come and the time is now, as your favorite Greenwood pot shop’s neighbor, The Pocket Theater, will present Drunk vs. High, Sat March 11th at 10 p.m.

Some of Seattle’s best comedians come together in two teams to determine which substance makes you substantially more funny, alcohol or marijuana. The audience will be the witness as these teams get blitzkrieg drunk and couch-lock stoned, respectively, and compete for laughs, goofs and good times, where they will finally settle the long-held debate happening across the country in dorm-rooms everywhere.

Now, while The Pocket Theater is one of the coolest venues for artists and audiences alike, it should go without saying that you can’t toke up on the premises and witness this epic showdown of shots and dabs. So your best bet is to stock up at Greenwood’s best pot shop featuring a fine selection of edibles, flowers, concentrates and more, which are all designed to prime you for prime time comedy coming at you sloppy drunk or silly stoned.

Tickets for The Pocket Theater are always cheaper in advance, so you can head on over to their website and save a few bucks. And don’t forget to make Trees Pot Shop, open until midnight seven days a week, your pot-pit-stop before you head on over to see locals bring the funny and settle, for once and for all, which substance substantially increases the funny.

Drunk vs. High happens March 11th, 2017. Get your tickets here.